Recently, the network has a message quite the fire – the four great inventions of the hated white-collar , which combines the work of hundreds of thousands of family history of blood and tears, the selection of a target of public criticism of the four victims : punch card machines, instant noodles, folding bed And mobile phones.
instant noodles, folding beds, Taiwan and Japan unemployment rate and appear more victims rather narrow face; and punch card machines and mobile phones are almost all white-collar heart of the tiger mountain or Unfortunately, the tiger died in the belly of the story Every day in different cities staged in a different office … …
It is said that IBM punch card machine was invented, since the punch card machines in this thing, need to go to work every day, the white-collar workers did not have a good day. There are two acts of a well-known artists have made the test, for a white-collar workers within one year will not do anything, is playing an hour of each card, resulting in white-collar workers who were tortured to get into the mental hospital.
Tong Wang is a Taiwan-funded enterprises executives, the company provides that one month withholding late for a 50, two late criticism deducted 100 yuan, 3 times for being late this? No one has been late three times in elections, so do not know what the consequences … … said Wang Tong. If you observe 8:50 in the morning in front of the company will see a very funny scene and the scene: beautiful Miss front hair high heels walking 30 kilometers per hour toward the punch card machines, card over the first action from Took out his bag of hair comb plate; new students a hand-held computer with packet milk pancake carrying hand, looked serious meteor big step, as if clocking is the most important thing in life is one thing; there's purchasing department manager, every day Cars will be parked in front of the company, Liangundaipa to hit out of cards, and then again to stop the car park … …
the company announced the implementation of punch card system, Wang Tong's house rent is due, he's looking for an apartment on the narrow scope of the In the vicinity of the company to walk as the standard working hours will be controlled within 10 minutes. Live in the past because so little late for Wang Tong, only one is under the heavy snow early in 2008. However, the boss finally talked over the back of a human, not clocking a few days.
clocking function to the detailed points and seconds, accurate to the company to assess the performance of the staff bring convenient. However, it is not difficult to be late a day, every day is difficult not to be late, no small accident could delay work on the road that as precious as gold. Fortunately, the white-collar workers have always been there on the countermeasures under the policy, my colleagues play of the dedicated team work for me today, you tomorrow, I hit you on behalf of the fight, nor is it can not come off. However, the current escalation of the punch card machine, installed a fingerprint identification system would be happy to help others? No doors! Recently, however, the insurance company colleagues are developing a chewing gum against the use of punch card machines fingerprint approach, I do not know how much chance of success. In short, clocking the development of local engineers and a small number of white-collar workers who, like antivirus software research and manufacturing of the virus, they are the enemy, but also interdependent.
because the working relationship between the white-week 450 yuan every month of phone calls for reimbursement limit. I started quite proud of her, that's well-being, but will you win some and lose, the world's no love for no reason at all, the monthly reimbursement for the cost of telephone charges is that it must start within 24 hours. White week that the most alarming thing is the middle of the night or Sunday from the boss at any time and kills CALL , sold themselves to feel that the company, whether it is in sleep or rest, it is necessary to a phone to work. Followed by auditory hallucinations, often feel that the phone in her pocket Zhen Zhen ah, so that now have obsessive-compulsive disorder, took out his cell phone every few minutes we should look at to determine not only peace of mind phone.
phone so that the invention of white-collar workers no longer have to work with the concept of work must be the boss for a 24-hour service. While white-collar hate cell phones, but cell phones can not do without, can be described as a love-hate. The only solution is not possible to provide mobile phone company, Golden white-collar promotion is a sign of the two mobile phone ownership is not in the singing of the song I made money to buy two cellular phones; left Nokia, Motorola, the right hand But the public and 1 pair of cell phones, a private phone.
Of course, is the highest level do not have cell phones, do you achieve it?

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